Not long ago, Zachary Quinto's Hat was seen accompanied by a strange and perplexing new companion: a Porn 'Stache. ("Zorn"-stache?)Many a debate has surrounded said 'stache's appearance beneath the brim of The Hat. Was ZQ sporting it to be "ironic"? Was it for a film project? Did he just collapse from exhaustion in the midst of shaving - his fingers so fatigued that he couldn't complete the shave? Only ZQ knows, but one thing is certain - the Zorn-stache's appearance definitely redirected all the admiration/speculation from The Hat to itself.
Fortunately, subsequent photos of the delicious ZQ have proven that the Zorn-stache was apparently (hopefully) a fleeting facial fasion, and our hottie hipster boy ZQ is now Zorn-stache free. No longer, will The Hat be eclipsed by such transient hair. Once again, The Hat can relax, knowing it has regained the full attention of it's admirers.
